I downloaded this free app
It look cool and promised all sorts of chanazze.
They offered thousands of products,
Cheap! and some even free on a promise.
You have to pay extra for postage and packaging
Which seems fair
As these products look fantastic.
After 3 weeks your purchase finally arrives.
Wrapped tightly and looks all dazzling
To the naked eyes.
But after close inspection
You realise its tat built to perfection,
And you wasted time and got rejection
From a company making money
Through the art of deception.
What a load of crap
Try spending your money on elegance
Or something worth the splash.