Facebook,
Twitter,
Pinterest & Gum,
Reddit,
The Gram
and the holy grail of man –
Google demands that you give a dam
while eBay & Amazon pretend to hold hands.

Businesses abusing advertising slots.
Friends posting life material.
Families getting personnel.
Please!
Just spend what you flipping can.

The digital frontier has taking its hold.
Blinding reality
while you’re getting old.
Behold!
Awaiting for your eyes to unfold.

Analytics 360 has arrived.
People still trying to give free SEO –
for SEO’s and SEO for SEO’s sake.
Is this just all a silly mistake?

Digital agencies buying links
while Google guidelines officially state;
‘Buying links will get you
Penalised!’
Which of course – officially stinks.

Write more content;
write something big;
Make it really creative
and enjoyable to all
trying to attracting people
with no interest at all.

The digital frontier has taking its hold.
Blinding reality
while you’re getting old.
Behold!
Awaiting for your eyes to unfold.

Convert!
Conversions –
let’s all look at the graph.
Did someone just laugh?
Or let out a small fart.

Making sense of all that analytical data
while shareholders demand a higher return on beta.

Why are people not clicking on these dreadful ads?
I might as well be having a conversation with my arse.

The digital frontier has taking its hold.
Blinding reality
while you’re getting old.
Behold!
Awaiting for your eyes to unfold.

Look at what we have become…
Hit the power button,
walk up a hill,
take the family out for a moment of thrill.

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